The Players....literally.

With this newfound "devil may care" attitude, I've already got a few gents lined up. Mostly "flashback" gentlemen that I've been involved with before, but interesting none the less.

Millionaire - Yes. He's back. In an effort to keep from going all crazypants on the last Match guy I dated, I texted him in a moment of weakness. (1 bottle of wine + Sting concert = weakness) He responded. He's been bugging me to hang out but in typical Millionaire fashion: texting me at 7:30 the night he wants to see me (and by see me I mean "get laid"). So far I've ignored these advances. The second he invites me to hang out by his infinity pool however? Game on.

SEAL - 5 years ago I met a Navy Seal at a military conference in DC where I was working. (I worked for the feds at the time, and let me tell you, the feds = GREAT dating pool. Unfortunately the majority of the candidates will wax poetic about Bush...and not in a good way, if you get my drift.) I went on one date with him, met his friend, and somehow ended up in a relationship with his friend for a year. Whoops! Out of NOWHERE, the original SEAL contacted me last week. Turns out he moved to England and is coming back to LA for a visit. We emailed back and forth a bit and he seems like less of a douchebag than he was so I invited him to visit. As long as he understood that there was to be NO AGENDA upon his arrival. At least not til he got a cocktail...or 5...in me. He agreed. He even puts up with me when I call him Father Time(he's a whopping 9 years older than me). He has been mistaken for Bradley Cooper, he's in Navy Seal shape, and he's coming to stay with me for 3 days. WIN.

There is also a random (RICH) producer I'm talking to from my Match days, but he may prove just to be good for some day drinking of fancy wine. And I'm ok with that.

I went through this phase - Am I gay? Am I straight? And then I realized... I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?,
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I'm baaaaaaaack!

I know, I've said it a million times before, but this time? I mean it. I'm back. Funnily enough, I'm back sans online dating membership. But wait, you say. How is that possible? This blog is ABOUT your online dating experiences. True, my friends, you are very astute readers. But .com dating wasn't working for me so it's back to trying things the old fashioned way.

Inspired by my roomie's recent newfound singledom (SHE DID IT! HALLELUJAH!), and looking for a distraction from some not so pleasant events in my life at the moment, time to date. And I mean, for real, "I need a free dinner not a relationship" dating. Everyone says you find someone when you're not looking, right? Well, right now I sure as hell am NOT looking. I'm spending my summer at Skybar and am so preoccupied with other things going on that I really don't give a flying fish what men think of me. In a way, I'm looking for douchebags JUST to have some blog material.

Let the games begin.