That Bird is a LIAR!

Brian Fellows says it best.

You know the adage, "If it seems too good to be true, it probably is?"

Well, I'm starting to think that about Chupacabra.

First, he blew off our second date because he had to work.  OK fine, I get it, work is work, but TELL me.  Don't agree to plans after I text you and then just stop responding til after our date time has come and gone.

Second, he wanted to come over for "just a kiss" the other night and I said I had no parking in my neighborhood.  (Thank you, LA Parking Nazis.)  He said he would have to walk then and I said ok.  He had told me he lived in a ritzy apartment building which is 7 blocks from my house so I figured no big deal.  Well, then it came to light that he actually doesn't live there because his apartment is not ready, but he'll be moving there soon.  Right now he lives in Hollywood.  Nowhere near as nice.

Strike two.

Friday, he again said he wanted his kiss.   Before we had met he told me his office was in the city which is about 3 miles from my office.  I suggested we meet for lunch.  He said he was working from home that day and couldn't leave home because he's a stock guy so I would have to drive to Hollywood to see him.  No.

I suggested we get together this past weekend and he said that he was going to the Superbowl because his best friend plays for the Giants.  Could be true, said player IS from Africa, but really?  Gorgeous, rich, huge man parts, AND your best friend happens to be a top NFL player?  Methiks you doth per-fect too much.

And again today he is working from home.  I was home with the worst case of food poisoning I've ever had in my life and he DID say he could come and see me....but what kind of top financial firm lets their stock guys work from home so regularly?

Strikes 3, 4, and 5.

He's still holding on by the skin of his massive manly bits, but he's very close to being out.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
LL